Amatara

So what I do: there's the stuff I publish, right, which I try to keep decent; and then there's my Big Green Private Notebook, which exists purely for the purpose of self-indulging, and is chock-full of shameless h/c that will never see the light of day.

I do more or less the same thing, except my good stuff is original fiction, not fanfic. Seriously, my fics are quite bad. Also mostly unfinished, because I can't seem to write short pieces and end up plotting long, epic stories to justify the h/c. And then I lose interest before finishing the first half. And I write in French, because writing in English is so hard - I don't know how you manage it.
I admit I do feel a little guilty sometimes, because I love reading all these fics and never produce anything in return. Maybe one day...

Wasps on the other hand - those I hate with a passion that cannot be imagined.

I don't mind wasps, but I know a lot of people who hate them. I think it's a matter of legs. I can't stand anything that has more than six legs. Spiders in particular make me scream like a little girl. I have no shame. *g*