It's starting to look more and more as if this story will fall into exactly the category you describe - the talk/action ratio is increasing by the hour, and I still haven't made it to anything R-rated yet, I think. *sighs* Ah, well, small steps.

I'm looking forward to your answers! Making the choice a hard one is half the fun in this game, wouldn't you agree? ;) Just checking: is the "gulp" because you like them, or because you don't wanna touch any of them? (I tried to make a good guess that wasn't too obvious, but it's always hard judging attraction...)