I'd love to picture Diane's face when she listens to this, if I only knew what she looked like. The snake part is priceless. A very funny read, with just a little bit of darkness at the edge to prevent it from being too sweet. Il like it. A lot.

I suppose I should now mention that your Cooper's Diane voice is flawless, like everyone did, because it's true and bears repeating.

Is the "two character get high together" a standard fanfic trope yet? It should be.