Oh, but this was fun! Funny, surreal, awkward as all hell, and really fabulous. I agree with the previous poster that you nailed Cooper's Dictaphone voice, and Albert's reports were very funny.

The revelations about their respective families definitely elevated this above simple fluff, giving it melancholy undertones I really appreciated. I love pre-canon case fics, even when the case isn't the focus, and this more than delivered. Thanks!