I discovered this on AO3 and I rec'd it on my dw and went about the business of internet stalking you. . .I don't like leaving comments on AO3 but I wanted to tell you that I love this story. I found this fic to be incredibly believable in a Lynchian way (the scene with Audrey? Annie? PERFECTION.) But I also found it very dark and orderly, the way everything wound together, the way Cooper came to Albert, the way Albert eventually forced Bob out. It seemed so very tidy to me, while still retaining that murky absurdity that I love about the series.

And your Albert? DEAD ON.